Author: Jessica Sion
We all have our “credible” sources – be it Yik Yak, the salad line at Ivy Room, your roommate’s friend’s subscription to the Slope Day Programming Board listserv, or whatever obscure connection you swear by. Well we have our sources, too. Here are 10 names we’ve heard through the grapevine:
1) Ellie Goulding
Because would it even be Slope Day without the Ellie Goulding speculation?
2) Childish Gambino
Actor, singer, and comedian? Yes please.
3) Chance the Rapper
This name really seems to be riling up the Cornell community. More than the Dunkin’ Donuts opening in Collegetown? Probably not.
4) Jessie J
Can you say “Bang Bang?”
5) Kygo
Yes.
6) Big Sean
Pretty sure most of us only know one song.
7) Taylor Swift
Just kidding…or are we?
8) Rihanna
Seriously. We’ve spoken with her manager.
9) Beyonce
What, you don’t believe us?
10) Oprah
We actually hear she has a lovely singing voice.
