Author: Virginia Norder

1.  Money Mouth Face

 

Put your money where your mouth is. Literally.

 

2. Satellite

 

Perfect for when you’re talking about outer space…or the National Security Administration.

 

3.  Wastebasket

 

For passive aggressively tell your roommate to clean up the dorm/townhouse/apartment/suite/whatever.

 

4. Hammer

 

 

“Finally,” said nobody.

 

5. Wrench

 

Use with #4 to invite your friends over for an IKEA furniture-making party.

 

6.  Desert Island

 

WILSOOOON! Or where we wish we were during prelim season.

 

7.  Weight Lifter

 

A response for when people ask if “you even lift, bro?”

 

8.  Passenger Ship

 

I see you, Jack Dawson.

 

9.  Small Airplane

 

When you need to describe to someone just how small the airplanes are that fly in and out of the Ithaca Tompkins Regional Airport.

 

10.  Burrito

 

Is ANYONE complaining about this one?

 

11. Couch and Lamp Combo

 

For those nights when it’s too cold to venture to Collegetown.

 

12.  Amphora

 

It may look like just a vase, but the historical significance of this emoji goes way back. An amphora is an ancient vessel that is one of the main shapes of Greek pottery. The two types of amphoras differ in the way the neck meets the body, and date back as far as 900 B.C.  Use this emoji and maybe Prof. Strauss will give you some extra credit in his Ancient Greece: From Homer to Alexander the Great course.