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Author: Caitie Looby

 

Feeling a little rough after a Saturday night of escapades? Despite a pounding headache and smeared makeup, you’re able to drag yourself out of bed with a beacon of hope guiding you: the thought of RPCC brunch.

 

  1. What time is it? Is brunch even open yet?
  2. Okay, it’s 11:00. Prime brunching time. Let’s head over.
  3. It’s cool to head over in pajamas, right?
  4. I’ll dress it up slightly and put on some sweatpants instead.
  5. I mean, it’s only brunch. I doubt I’ll even see anyone there.
  6. Wait, why is the line wrapping all the way down two flights of stairs…
  7. Who are these people and why are they up at this hour on a Sunday?
  8. Is this line even worth it?
  9. Maybe I should just head over to Appel, I hear they also have dim sum.
  10. Plus Appel is always less crowded…
  11. NO get your head in the game RPCC is always the move.
  12. Okay the line isn’t even that bad it’s moving pretty quickly.
  13. Just made it up a flight of stairs let’s hear it for #progress.
  14. Thank god everyone is looking as rough as I am right now.
  15. Wait, is that kid ahead of me the one I met last night?
  16. Nah, that’s not him, just someone who looks kinda like him.
  17. I can literally see the entrance. There is hope.
  18. Gotta get my ID out now – don’t wanna be unprepared when the time comes.
  19. YES, I’m in. Now it’s time to get down to business.
  20. First things first: Am I feeling breakfast or lunch right now?
  21. What am I even thinking it’s brunch aka breakfast and lunch at the same time.
  22. To omelet line or not to omelet line? That is the true question.
  23. I can get omelets any day, let’s branch out a little bit.
  24. IS THAT FRIED RAVIOLI I SEE?!?!
  25. Okay the choice is made, first course is definitely going to be lunch.
  26. Ugh the line is long but totally worth it, let’s do this.
  27. Okay I take it back, that is definitely the guy I met last night.
  28. Glad he’s seeing me at my absolute finest right now.
  29. Avoid eye contact at all costs.
  30. Just focus on the fried pasta goodness that is coming your way.
  31. Okay got that ravioli…but where have all my friends gone.
  32. Seriously, RPCC is not that big how did I lose them so easily.
  33. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE.
  34. Okay found them, let’s just find a table and go.
  35. Wait…there are no free tables in here.
  36. Actually, though – who are all of these people?
  37. Okay, found a spot. Can finally enjoy this food.
  38. But wait forgot a fork are you kidding me.
  39. Whatever not a big deal just gotta go up and get one.
  40. RPCC please let me know why there is an abundance of knives yet not a clean fork to be found.
  41. Alright it’s all good finally found one.
  42. THIS RAVIOLI WAS WORTH EVERY BIT OF PAIN NEEDED TO ACQUIRE IT
  43. Damn RPCC does not disappoint.
  44. How did the contents of my entire plate disappear in maybe 2.5 minutes.
  45. I guess that means it’s time for course number two.
  46. Let’s switch it up a little maybe even go for some breakfast.
  47. So many options but I’m thinking a breakfast sandwich is the move right now.
  48. BUT WAIT – that girl’s pancake looks incredible…
  49. Long line, but I’m willing to wait it out.
  50. How am I supposed to fit the amount of pancake toppings I want in this tiny little cup like are you kidding me with this.
  51. If I add strawberries does that make this decision healthy?
  52. What if I add strawberries and bananas…then my health cannot be stopped.
  53. Wait why do I need to be healthy right now? This is RPCC brunch.
  54. Scratch the health plan, I’m going chocolate chips and sprinkles.
  55. WAIT they have oreos as an option.
  56. This is a game changer I was not prepared for.
  57. Okay I’ve pushed all of the chocolate oreo sprinkle goodness that I can into this tiny cup.
  58. The rest is in god’s hands aka the pancake chef.
  59. Now we wait…
  60. …………..
  61. Starting to question whether this pancake was even worth it, I feel like it’s been hours.
  62. And he hasn’t even flipped it yet like is this a joke?
  63. Okay it’s almost done, soon it will all be worth it.
  64. Look at this desserty pancake masterpiece that I have created like I should go on Top Chef or something.
  65. Again, let me know how I ate a pancake that took fifteen minutes to acquire in under four minutes.
  66. Course Three leggooo
  67. The dim sum is looking on point today.
  68. And look the line isn’t even that long.
  69. Looks like course number three is decided.
  70. But wow, so many decisions. Do I want an egg roll or potstickers?
  71. Or both.
  72. What are those little rice balls, they look like they could be good.
  73. Oh no, my turn to order and I’m panicking.
  74. Just point to the four closest things, I’m sure they will be good.
  75. Okay looks like I’m eating the unidentifiable rice balls.
  76. Somehow made it out of that line unscathed, now time to enjoy this wonderful Asian fare.
  77. Third sighting of that kid I met last night, what is even going on?
  78. Like there are so many people here, why do I keep running into him.
  79. Dim sum gone already. That happened way too quickly.
  80. Who knew brunch could be so multi-cultural?
  81. Do I even need a fourth course though?
  82. Like at this point, I’ve already brunched pretty hard. I question if I need to eat more.
  83. Look at your life, look at your choices, what are you doing.
  84. This is where the freshman fifteen is made.
  85. When I look back and wonder where the pounds came from it will not be from the alcohol, it will be from RPCC brunch.
  86. You know what Carpe Diem
  87. YOLO
  88. I’m going in for that next course. Who cares about that frosh fifteen.
  89. I’m going to make this fourth course great too, #treatyourself
  90. I’m going to make a waffle and it’s going to be amazing.
  91. Okay a little confused on how the waffle makers are this messy…
  92. Like seriously people need to learn how to control their batter. This is ridiculous.
  93. Whatever though I’m still going to make a decadent waffle, let’s go.
  94. Ugh three minutes, how am I going to pass this time?
  95. Ooh is that some fresh Cornell dairy yogurt that I see…
  96. A few spoonfuls of that wouldn’t hurt, I mean I still have 2:46 left on this waffle.
  97. Plus yogurt is healthy right? Lots of probiotics and stuff.
  98. Maybe I’ll even sprinkle some granola on it, look at me go.
  99. Yogurt was definitely the right call, but I still have 1:13 left on this waffle.
  100. Perfect, the entire men’s soccer team just walked in.
  101. Glad I really put some effort into my brunch appearance.
  102. 16 SECONDS LEFT RED ALERT RED ALERT
  103. Get the plate ready. Get the fork ready.
  104. Okay, how come it’s impossible for me to get this golden waffle onto my plate in one piece?
  105. Like seriously, it should not be sticking this badly to the machine.
  106. Okay so I semi-salvaged the waffle.
  107. This waffle may not look the best but I’m sure the taste level will still be on point.
  108. Now the fun part: toppings time!
  109. Is there shame if I put some Cornell Dairy soft serve on top of this waffle?
  110. What am I even saying, brunch is a no shame zone.
  111. That’s right person behind me in line: I’m putting soft serve on top of my waffle.
  112. You don’t even have to hide your jealousy, I know you wish you were me right now.
  113. This waffle process maybe took a whole of 4 minutes but I feel like it’s been a half hour.
  114. Time to enjoy the masterpiece I have created.
  115. HALLELUJAH. I am in waffle heaven right now.
  116. Is that person wearing running clothes right now?
  117. Like have they actually already gone for a run this morning.
  118. Please let me know how you can have your life together like this.
  119. You know what? I can live that life if I want to!
  120. Maybe I will even go for a run later.
  121. The day is young, the possibilities are endless.
  122. *eats another bite of ice cream/waffle hybrid*
  123. You know on second thought Sunday should be more of a chill day. Who needs working out?
  124. I cannot believe I have been here for an hour just straight eating.
  125. Except when you think about it I have spent a majority of that time waiting in line.
  126. Who am I kidding though, I just ate way more than I needed too.
  127. But the brunch is so good how can I resist?
  128. Is it bad that I am semi-debating another plate of ravioli right now?
  129. I mean I’ve been here so long I’m practically hungry again at this point.
  130. NO what am I saying I do not need ravioli right now.
  131. Okay so like low key really want some ravioli but I am going to resist.
  132. Okay brunch is getting even more crowded.
  133. Maybe this is a sign that it’s time to go.
  134. BUT the longer I stay here the longer I can procrastinate my work.
  135. BUT the longer I stay here the more I am tempted to eat.
  136. When I look back on freshman year I’ll look fondly back on RPCC brunch.
  137. Can’t believe I was even considering Appel at one point.
  138. I mean how can you beat this brunch?
  139. Like please let me know if you figure it out.
  140. One meal swipe unlocks so many possibilities.
  141. I just had four very quality courses.
  142. I couldn’t eat any more if I tried.
  143. Okay that’s kinda a lie if presented with more food I could definitely eat it.
  144. RPCC has left me sufficiently satisfied though.
  145. Okay time for the walk of shame that is walking all my dirty plates to the dish return.
  146. Like how did I accumulate this amount of dishes?
  147. The amount of coordination I need to balance all of these right now…
  148. DON’T DROP IT DON’T DROP IT
  149. Andddd I dropped all my plates.
  150. Well now the entire room knows that I don’t mess around when it comes to brunch.
  151. Just pick everything up pretend like it didn’t happen.
  152. Would it really be brunch without an embarrassing moment?
  153. Now it is definitely time to leave.
  154. BUT not without leaving without a banana.
  155. I mean you’re allowed to take one piece of fruit with you.
  156. It would really be a waste if I didn’t capitalize on this opportunity.
  157. While I’m at it let’s just swipe a cookie too.
  158. It will be my parting gift from this wonderful brunch.
  159. In and out in under an hour.
  160. Look at all these peasants still in line to get in.
  161. Been there done that.
  162. Now on to the million other things I have to do.
  163. At least I started this day right.
  164. As always, RPCC Brunch: you did not disappoint.
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