Author: Ali Spandorfer
It seemed as though Chance the Rapper had barely finished singing last year before rumors began to spread about who would perform for Slope Day 2016. With arguably the most anticipated day of the year at Cornell just three months away, students can’t help but wonder what big name will be the next artist to grace the stage. Here are 9 of the top names circulating around campus:
1. Selena Gomez & A$AP Rocky

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They would kill it.
2. David Guetta & Sia & Fetty Wap

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1738? More like 1865!
3. Matoma & Ja Rule

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Their summer 2015 “Old Thing Back” never gets old.
4. Drake & J. Cole

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First stop of their upcoming tour: hopefully Ithaca.
5. Ed Sheeran & Rudimental

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Swoon.
6. Beyonce & Jay-Z

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#pleasedontbreakup
7. Justin Bieber & Usher

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Major #tbt for all the Beliebers out there.
8. Kimye

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Actually, we’d prefer “Bound 3”.
9. Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton

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Entertainment at its best.