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Frozen Purple Cow Episode 3.3: Shake your calf muscles
Posted by on October 6, 2012 (No Comments)
Howdy folks, broadcasting here from the cornfield! Today is the start of fall break which means EXCITEMENT which means DANCE MOOSIC which means FREE TIME which means CATAPULTING hay bales 100 feet into the air, SWINGING on the rope swing into the barn loft, and CHUGGING gallons of lactose multiple times over just because we can. Who needs to worry about the mounting loads ... Read More
Frozen Purple Cow Episode 3.2: Babies Cry, Calves Moo
Posted by on October 6, 2012 (No Comments)
Hi ya! Welcome back to this week's show. Recently, Shakira announced that she is pregnant, so this week's theme is babies, smiling, and crying. Apparently everyone loves babies, and who couldn't love a calf? They live in little huts. They have long eyelashes. They have mini black spots on their white cowhide. Sooooo cute. In my humble opinion, Hollywood should do a movie a... Read More
Frozen Purple Cow Season 3.1: Down on the Farm
Posted by on October 6, 2012 (No Comments)
Hello Folks! I'm broadcasting again from the cornfield. Welcome back to the show, and probably the only show, dedicated to the animal that provides the calcium for your bones, the flavor in your caramel cashew ice cream, and the punch to your Monterey Jack slice o' cheese.  That's right, the cow. Cows do it all, but maybe we're exaggerating just a tad. Ever think those be... Read More
Frozen Purple Cow Pump up the Jams
Posted by on September 17, 2012 (No Comments)
Howdy there! This Friday is the first episode of Frozen Purple Cow for Fall 2012. This semester promises to be bigger and better than ever. (and no, I'm not just saying this because I lived in Dickson freshmen year). Listen on Friday for the new milkshake segment, the grab bag, and much more. You'll want to get a mooooove on because Friday 5PM will come faster than you thi... Read More
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Posted by on May 7, 2012 (No Comments)
HOLY COW! It's the last episode of the semester. We've been through a lot from mic issues to more mic issues to songs not playing correctly, but it has shaped up into a great experience these last few weeks. Today is a day to party. Yes, as you're milking your cow, I bet you'll kick over your stool and break into spontaneous hip gyrations, octupus-arm waving, and head bobb... Read More
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Posted by on May 3, 2012 (No Comments)
Listen up. It's cow time. This broadcast = Monday. Slopeday = Friday. That's right. We are counting down the days (although I bet some of you have been counting down since spring break... yeah, I see you nodding your head) which spurred the theme of "day" in the title except for Nicki Minaj's smash (I had to squeeze in some female rap and plus the song is off her album Pin... Read More
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Posted by on April 26, 2012 (No Comments)
What up Homeslices? This week's show is dedicated to America's oldest teenager, Richard Wagstaff Clark aka. Dick Clark. Born in Bronxville, NY, he hosted American television's longest-running variety show "American Bandstand" from 1957 to 1987 and "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" on ABC since 1975. This past Wednesday, he died of a heart attack at 82. Therefore, this ... Read More
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Posted by on April 26, 2012 (No Comments)
Welcome y'all! I'm sure you're about ready to grab your Frozen PURPLE cow drank and crank up this week's tunes. But hold on a sec! Look down at the shirt you're wearing. Is it black or gray? If so, you must change into something more colorful. Now don't give the excuse that in the milking barn, only your cows will see you or that in the crop fields, only the eyes of the po... Read More
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Posted by on April 24, 2012 (No Comments)
Speak up cowgirls & farmboys! Cows speak moo lingo, but what are they really saying? Have you ever heard that soft moo beginning in their fourth stomach and eventually reaching their throats? I think this might translate to wanting a more fortified silage mix of corn & alfalfa. What about that short but loud moo? I think that's an expression of annoyance.  What ab... Read More
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Posted by on April 17, 2012 (No Comments)
Sup homefry? Did you look outside your window this morning? I bet you noticed all the Beagles, Chow-chows, and long-haired felines raining down on your fields of corn. As the French would say, deja vu, because this has happened the entire week. To express my frustration, I picked songs that focused on the weather as a plea to the rain gods to STOP THIS MADNESS. Please make... Read More
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