Washington wizards guard Gilbert Arenas sure has one thing in mind. Like M.I.A., all he wants to do is (gun shots) and fake injuries. Okay so maybe its sort of ironic that the next line of the song is take your money, considering Arenas is the one who is forking over the change.

Arenas decided to bring more attention to himself, admitting Wednesday that he faked an injury to keep from playing in the Wizards' preseason opener Tuesday night.

Right out of the frying pan and into the fire, he be basketball's number one fake injury supplier. Want to guess the reference to this song?

Arenas stole the headlines again, albeit a dubious way considering the last time he made news was when he decided to bring an unloaded gun to the Verizon Center and store it in his locker. Apparently guard Javaris Crittenton owed Arenas some money, but nothing a handgun can't solve. Well maybe an unloaded one?

But the damage is done, and Arenas has been fined an undisclosed amount by the Washington Wizards. I am going to make a rough guess and say its 25,000 dollars. The amount of money they might need to increase security at an arena that let one of the team's players bring in a firearm.

And Arenas was not afraid to have a big enough butt for the whole world to kiss, when he used his hands as handguns in a Wizards pre-game routine following the allegations.

A month at a halfway house and one game into the preseason, Arenas is now faking injuries.

According to Arenas, he was simply doing teammate Nick Young a favor by getting him some more minutes on the floor.

"I told [Young] I'd sacrifice playing tonight so he can get some time in because I know he's kind of frustrated he's not getting a chance to crack the [small forward] position, especially since we're going three guards," Arenas told ESPN Tuesday. "So I told him I'll go and fake an injury or say something's wrong with me so you can start."

It is pretty evident Arenas has not been thinking clearly about his actions over the past half a year or so, because no precedent is being set by faking an injury. Sure you might think you are doing a teammate a favor by allowing him to get ample playing time, but faking an injury will probably leave your teammates questioning your motivation and integrity.

But then again, maybe Arenas needs a Webster's refresher of what that word even means, considering he stocked up on some arsenal against his own teammate.

Agent Zero has already blown his cover. He leaves his target like a marksmen, finding more ways to portray his irresponsibility.

Time to get smart Arenas. After all, you are Agent Zero.

But in the meantime, you mess with a bull, you'll get the horns my friend.

The media has a tendency of playing that role, especially when you wave a red blanket in front of it.