In the blink of an eye, Randy Moss’ second stint with the Vikings lasted as long as a Las Vegas marriage.

In a surprising move, Moss was waived by the Vikings Nov. 1, ending his Vikings reunion. Moss was not officially on the NFL’s Monday waiver list, and thus could be available to be picked up by a team as early as Wednesday

If no team picks him up, the Vikings will be forced to pay Moss the remaining $3.888 million of the $6.4 million he is expected to make this season.

In a game of deal or no deal, it appears as if Moss is a done deal. Moss was fined by the NFL for $25,000 for failing to cooperate with the media, a group he has not talked to since Oct. 13.

Apparently he plans to divorce the media as well, because after the fine he told reporters he would not talk with the media for the rest of the season.

“For the league to fine me $25,000, I’m not going to answer any more questions for the rest of this year,” Moss said.  ”If it’s going to be an interview, I’m going to conduct [it]. … I’ll ask myself the questions, then give y’all the answers. So from here on out, I’m not answering any more questions for the rest of this season.”

Wait, so was that quote on the record? You are talking to the media now aren’t you?

Moss has recently taken arrogance to a whole new level. He will be the interviewer and interviewee, and I suggest he refers to himself in the third person.

Better yet, he should hold off on the waiver claims, and like Lebron James, hold an hour-long special called “Claimed on Waivers” to announce the team that picked him up on waivers.

And what will the wager be? “I have decided to take my talents to a winless team.”

Okay so maybe Buffalo has first dibs on him, but if the Patriots are in the mix, the irony of it all will be so over the top, you might see a thin Rex Ryan.

Moss is what we call “wasted” talent. Another phenomenal athlete who only thinks about himself and himself only. I am waiting for the day he refers to himself in the third person 100 percent of the time.

Who likes Moss anyway? It slimy and feels strange when it touches your feet in the water.

Now that would be something. Seeing Moss in a Bills uniform. I would totally sport a Randy Moss Bills jersey. In fact, getting waived might have just made Chan Gailey drool a little bit.

The Bills need something of a divine miracle to put themselves in a position to win, and why not start it off with Moss.

So the Vikings made sure the door did not hit him on the way out. Vacation time is over.

The lack of motivation to play must be evident if Moss was willing to leave a now NFL-best 6-1 Patriots team because he did not feel wanted.

It’s hard to want someone when all they do is live vicariously through themselves. Just don’t expect Moss to pretend to moon the Lambeau Field crowd anytime soon.

And what has happened in Minnesota since moss came to the Vikings? Absolutely nothing. He should make a reprise role with the Oakland Raiders. But he didn’t do much for that team either when he was with them.

Moss is the Manny Ramirez of the NFL; he bounces around from team-to-team like a pinball, ticks off the front office with his arrogance and selfishness, before they finally kick him out.

The former Vikings star (first stint) is now a 33-year-old lame duck who has lost any desire to play football in a team-oriented atmosphere.

It is safe to say that he will be claimed off waivers, because he is a standout receiver, but he will make as much an impact on another team as a placebo pill will on my body: absolutely nothing.

It’s the pro ranks. There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I’ in win.

Randy Moss moons fans at Lambeau Field