Trick or treat

Hear my beats

Rock out to some Judas Priest

If you don’t

I won’t care

They’ll just kick me off the air

Halloween is upon us young rockensteins and what better way to break in this spooky holiday season than with a very special spooktacular rock-filled episode of London Calling, an episode I’m calling: London Shrieking with Count Ivi Demi!   (insert scary laugh)  So come on out all you ghouls and gals and tune in to the only radio show guaranteed to rock and scare your pants off at the same time.  This Halloween, lose that cavity-creating candy, toss those lame-o costumes out the window, and instead, give in to the rockin’ fright of the night:  London Shrieking with Count Ivi Demi!

Playlist:

Die Hard The Hunter – Def Leppard

Shiver – Coldplay

Paranoid – Black Sabbath

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer – The Beatles

Killer Queen – Queen

Feel Good Inc. – Gorillaz

Black Dog – Led Zeppelin

Hysteria – Muse

Night Prowler – AC/DC

Electric Eye – Judas Priest

(At the start: London Calling by The Clash)

(In between songs: Spooky excerpt from Donkey Kong Nintendo Video Game)

This Halloween, pace yourselves out there guys, you don’t wanna end up like this…

Dr. Sir (yeah, I have two titles) Ivi Demi’s diagnosis:

BEATLEMANIA

A mental disorder of the funkitude function in the upper western cerockral cortex. Scientists believe it is a genetic disorder, but may sprout out as a result of a very sexy mutation. Symptoms include infection of the John Lennon, a necessity to rock out at inconvenient locations, and a growing taste of incredibly amazing music. To date, doctors are unsure of how to cure the disease, mostly due to the lack of interest by the infected to be cured. Recommended treatments include blasting Beatles hits and publicly singing “Twist and Shout” in a German parade. So enjoy this prescription of the best Beatles hits of all time and sit back and receive the best treatment out there. Don’t worry, you’re in safe hands.

Doctor’s Orders:

Come Together

Here Comes the Sun

Penny Lane

Back in the USSR

She Loves You

Help!

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

Can’t Buy Me Love

Eight Days a Week

Hard Day’s Night

Hello Goodbye

Let It Be

Eleanor Rigby

Twist and Shout

(London Calling by The Clash in the interludes)

Just a little heads up to all you listeners out there, the first few minutes of this podcast have a bit of the tail end of LOSH: The Musical Experience tied in, a sexy morph of two worlds.  London Calling begins at around the six and a half minute mark, so head there if you want to start right away.

DON’T WORRY…I’M A DOCTOR…

Esteemed rockers, be prepared to be dazzled as yet another episode of London Calling with Sir Ivi Demi has made it on to the airwaves and into your hearts and souls. There is no need to be afraid, be one with the rock and roll and give in to the power of the music. Yet another sick playlist for you listeners out there filled with songs from across the British Rock era, some oldies, some newies, and of course some inbetweenies. Tune in and enjoy any time you like, even in the shower if you’re into that sort of thing. Don’t worry, I don’t mind. I find it kind of flattering. So dazzle yourselves on these hits and be sure to practice your Naughty Albanian phrase of the week guys, those Albanian girls won’t court themselves you know. Enjoy, sit back, and let the rock wash over you. This is London Calling. This is Ivi Demi. This is England.

Warning: Sir Ivi Demi is not responsible for any pregnancies that result from tuning into his show.

Playlist:

Sunshine of Your Love – Cream

You Spin Me ‘Round (Like a Record) – Dead or Alive

Video Killed the Radio Star – Radiohead

Smoke on the Water – Deep Purple

Headlights on Dark Roads – Snow Patrol

This is England – The Clash

Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne

Young Turks – Rod Stewart

Take Me Out – Franz Ferdinand

Roxanne – Sting and the Police

Changes – David Bowie

(As always, inbetween songs, none other than the greatest, The Clash with London Calling)

I love double entendres…

There are few instances in human history where an event has been so impactful that its occurrence has absolutely shattered prior beliefs and changed the course of mankind.  The Neolithic Revolution comes to mind, with civilizations choosing to stop nomadic living and settling into agricultural lifestyles.  The Renaissance as well, with its influx of art and technological advancements, completely changed the way mankind viewed the world.  And now, in the year 2009, you, yes you, have a chance to witness the next greatest era of mankind.  An era of killer playlists.  An era of incredible DJing.  An era that’s too hot handle.  An era that will simply be known as the age of London Calling with Sir Ivi Demi.  Come to me my children of British rock, for I hold all the answers.  I am the rock, the roll, and the holy guitar smash.  My first recorded show, Naughty Beginnings, if you were foolish enough to miss it, broke boundaries, crossed lines, and rocked harder than anything has ever rocked before.  Stories were told, naughty Albanian phrases were taught, and shenanigans were shared in folds.  So listen in if you would like to enlighten yourselves, the playlist for this kickin’ show is presented below.  Enjoy and feel free to cry, many do when presented with greatness.

WARNING!: May cause irreversible damage to the medulla rocklongata.

(It has come to my attention that a slight portion of the beginning of this podcast is un-London Calling-esque.  Although they are phat beats, feel free to skip to the seventh minute if you would like to get to some real British music action.  This in no way makes me infallible.  My way is still the path to rock enlightenment.)

Playlist:

Picture Book – The Kinks

Living After Midnight – Judas Priest

Slow Ride – Foghat

I Ran So Far Away – Flock of Seagulls

Creep – Radiohead

Friggin’ in the Riggin’ – The Sex Pistols

The Scientist – Coldplay

Iron Man – Black Sabbath

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

I Want to Break Free – Queen

In Between Songs: London Calling – The Clash (as if anything else could suffice)