Somehow an entire year has come and gone and the 12 Steps have served as your weekly musical addiction coaches. Kenyon & Losh have surely enjoyed the journey and made some truly amazing playlists along the way. Whether or not you’ve been a loyal fan all along or are just tuning in for the first time, we love you (although we love the loyal fans a little more). For our grand finale, we leave you with 14 of our greatest hits. We promise you that this is the greatest playlist that your ears have ever enjoyed (definitely get this on your iPod). Keep It Sexy. Keep It Fly. Stay Addicted. 12 Steps Out.

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1. Sinnerman (Felix Da Housecat Remix) – Nina Simone

2. The Nosebleed Section – Hilltop Hoods

3. Hardcore Girls – Rye Rye

4. Hit That – M.I.A.

5. Midnight Train To Georgia – Gladys Knight & The Pips

6. Monster Hospital (MSTRKRFT remix) – Metric

7. You Know I’m No Good (Amy Winehouse cover) – The Arctic Monkeys

8. Sex On Fire – Kings Of Leon

9. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood – Santa Esmeralda

10. Hennessey – 2pac (feat. Obie Trice)

11. Toxic – Mark Ronson (feat. ODB & Tiggers)

12. Shove It – Santogold

13. Party & Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) – Notorious B.I.G.

14. London Calling – The Clash

In honor of tomorrow’s festivities, the 12 Steps have chosen to countdown some of the greatest songs ever performed by Slope Day through the years. If you do not find the quality of music up to par with the usual 12 Steps level of quality, please direct all complaints to the Slope Day Planning Committee. We are working what we are given here. Thank you.

1. Send Me On My Way – Rusted Root (YEAAAA JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE!!!!!) Slope Day 2003

2. This Way – Dilated Peoples (feat. Kanye West) Slope Day 2004

3. City On Down – O.A.R.

4. The Best of Me – The Starting Line

5. Hate It or Love It (Street Remix) – The Game

6. Gin & Juice – Snoop Dogg

7. Wolf Like Me – TV On The Radio

8. What You Know – T.I.

9. Viva La White Girl – Gym Class Heroes

10. You Owe Me An IOU – Hot Hot Heat

11. Energy – Apples In Stero

12. Beep – Pussycat Dolls

With a 12 Steps first, Kenyon & Losh pick a musical genre as their weekly addiction and attack Motown. Time to get funky and soulful. DAMN! CAN WE GET A WITNESS?

1. It’s Your Thing – The Isley Brothers

2. What A Wonderful World This Would Be – Sam Cooke

3. I Want You Back – Jackson 5

4. My Girl – The Temptations

5. Midnight Train To Georgia – Gladys Knight & The Pips

6. Tell Me Something Good – Rufus & Chaka Khan

7. Ain’t No Mountain High Enough – Marvin Gaye

8. Baby Love – The Supremes

9. Dancing In The Streets – Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

10. Mr. Big Stuff – Jean Knight

11. Hit The Road Jack – Ray Charles

12. Can I Get A Witness – Marvin Gaye

This week’s episode is extra special sexy – Not only did it fall on Elana Brenner’s birthday, but we also had Losh’s cousin and brother in the studio. We also get a very special call from Glenn Altschuler. On top of that all 12 songs were extra hot. You’re going to need some Losh-In for that Burn. Party & Bullshit indeed.

1. Party & Bullshit (Ratatat Remix) – Notorious B.I.G. (Greatest Song of All Time)

2. Bang – Rye Rye feat. M.I.A.

3. Hump De Bump – Red Hot Chili Peppers

GLENN ALTSCHULER PHONE BREAK! (+ RUSTIN RODEWALD!)

4. November Has Come – Gorillaz (feat. MF DOOM)

5. Hotel Yorba – The White Stripes

6. Stand & Deliver – No Doubt

7. Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel – Tavares

8. Walkin’ On The Moon – The Dream (feat. Kanye West)

GRACE EPSTEIN PHONE BREAK!

9. Decent Days & Nights – The Futureheads

10. Magick – Ryan Adams & The Cardinals

11. Rental Car – Beck

12. Cool Like That – Digable Planets

After a really rough week, Milos was feeling down. Way down. How was he supposed to get out of his rut? By turning to Kenyon and the 12 Steps of course! Using the power of sexy music (and Kenyon’s natural sexiness), listen as Milos makes a full recovery.

1. Only Happy When It Rains – Garbage

2. All Falls Down – Kanye West (feat. Syleena)

3. Caught Out There – Kelis

4. Wonderful World – James Morrisson

5. Tears Dry On Their Own – Amy Winehouse

6. Keasbey Nights – Streetlight Manifesto

7. Ooh La La – The Faces

8. Beautiful Dirty Rich – Lady Gaga

9. Bombs Over Baghdad – Outkast

10. Come una Pietra Scalciata (Like a Rolling Stone) – Articolo 31

11. Black & Gold – Sam Sparro

12. Love Generation – Bob Sinclair

No theme this week, just straight up musical addiction. We bring it all together – fresh new tunes, 80s classics, and a good dose of Britishness. Be sure to look out for the time travel sound effects.

1. Valerie – Mark Ronson (feat. Amy Winehouse)

2. Lynguistics – Cunninlynguists

3. Fishies – The Cat Empire

4. Psycho Killer – Talking Heads

5. Fruit Machine – The Ting Tings

6. Amsterdam – Peter Bjorn & John

7. This Charming Man – The Smiths

8. Watchadoin? – N.A.S.A. (feat. Spank Rock, M.I.A., Santogold & Nick Zinner)

9. Girl On The Wing – The Shings

10. 100,000 Fireflies – The Magnetic Fields

11. Take On Me – a-ha

12. Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon

Unfortunately the lovely Kenyon couldn’t make it this week, but Slogmaster Sexy Teresa Peltier jumped right in like a real pro and kept things sexy with Losh. This week’s theme got a little crazy as the 12 Steps played songs all about colors in order to create an awesome musical color extravaganza (NO LSD REQUIRED!)

1. Pretty Green – Mark Ronson feat. Santogold

2. Band of Gold – Freda Payne

3. Silver Lining – Rilo Kiley

4. Black or White – Michael Jackson

5. Red Light Special – TLC

6. Yellow – Coldplay

7. Paint It Black – Rolling Stone

8. Ruby Blue – Roisin Murphy

9. True Colors – Cyndi Lauper

10. Red Dress – TV On The Radio

11. Purple Rain – Prince

12. White Wedding – Billy Idol

After a winter break that surely felt way too long for our loyal viewers, the 12 Steps are back in action with a set of 12 cover songs. In true 12 Steps fashion these songs are more than just your typical cover – think of them more as extremely sexy reimaginings. Also enjoy the great call in from Kitten Whore Ms. Grace Epstein. Enjoy.

1. Higher Ground – Red Hot Chili Peppers (Stevie Wonder Cover)

2. Doin’ Time – Sublime (Janis Joplin Summertime Cover – Serious Reimagining)

GRACE EPSTEIN PHONE BREAK

3. New York – Cat Power (Frank Sinatra Cover)

4. Hit Me Baby One More Time – Travis (Britney Spears Cover)

5. Womanizer – Lily Allen (Britney Spears Cover Part Deux)

6. Take Me To The River – Talking Heads (Al Green Cover)

7. In The Air Tonight – 2pac (Phil Collins Cover)

8. Bitches Ain’t Shit – Ben Folds (Snoop Dogg cover)

9. Strawberry Fields – Ben Harper (Beatles Cover)

10. Time Of The Season – Big Blue Missile & Scott Weiland (The Zombies cover)

11. Smooth Criminal – Alien Ant Farm (Michael Jackson cover)

12. Take Me Home Country Road – Toots & The Maytals (John Denver cover)

Kenyon is:

Cooler

Funkier

Flyer

Fresher

Hotter

Tastier

More Talented

and above all

Sexier

…Than you

Never mind the misquoting and Milos’ seemingly 3rd-grade-level English, he is still sexy and The 12 Steps are famous