Helllooooo everybody!!

 Today I talked about people who ruin your day from the start, the unnecessary amount of sanitizers on campus, dumb websites that try to evaluate your psychological state, “baby” names, DDs, and some outrageous news stories.

I was blessed with funnyman Jarvis Veira as a guest on my show. Yes ladies, THE Jarvis Veira, the only straight man in fashion, with looks that kill and style that sizzles. Ok, sizzles is a weird word, but I’m in an uncreative mood at the moment. I grilled him with tough questions, he delves into the female creature and we find out that he really is as vain as we thought he was. 

Tune in and enjoy! Skip to 7 minutes in for the talking to begin. 

I’ll be back next tuesday at 4!

 

Love you all!!!!

 

Kit

Heyyyyy!!! Today I talked about falling asleep in class, being one of the few students teachers look at, weird boy who likes the taste of words (not kidding), colorblindness, collegetown robber, generic brands, three steps for celebrity lives, what marriage is to me, darkness, bridezilla clip, my mom and reality tv shows, speeches, how horrible deer are, wanting to hate people that hurt you in a contact sport but can’t cus they are nice, the double edge sword of intramurals, waiting makes everything better, gender roles, outsourcing, why you shouldnt have expectations for things, Australia, Gannet, Traffic, autopilot motions, why I don’t have defined calves, this amazing kid from my summer camp, and Kristen Palmer and I in chem class.

Thanks for listening!!! Your support is awesome!

Next week I will be having Jarvis Viera guest star on the show, so tune in next week at 4- he’s hilarious so it should be a good time

Love,

Kit

Hey everyone!! Today I talked about cool motels that are ugly at first, SYTYCD, Second City Improv Interview, catch phrase, celebs obsession with having their own fragrance line, why movie actresses have seductive shower scenes, thieving maids, sidewalk mobs, poems, failure research articles, thanksgiving, bad doctors, weird music videos, my new talent, poster routes (ew), Facebook dumping me, bus doors closing on me, an outlook on heaven, what makes something funny, Christmas decoration extravaganza, new mouthwash bottles, troubles of using Bengay, sleeptalking/sleepdiving, spiders, the idea of “beautiful”, spelling bees, and why deaf people are mute too.

Thanks for tuning in! I’ll be on next week at the same time!

Love you all!!

Also skip to 7:40 in the podcast if you want to skip the music

This week Kit talked about stage fright, doing research with dummies, incidents with deer, softball travesties, the impracticality of air mattresses, flashing high beams at people being anti-productive, the different jobs she has had over her life, and tried to have a conversation with the one and only Claire Shapiro who is currently stationed in Rome!

 

Remember to send in shoutouts to “slope media” through IM chat/Skype. 

 

Tune in next tuesday at 4! Thanks for listening!

Message from Kit:

Dear my most favorite people in the whole world,

I just listened to a little bit of my show, and I realized that that 5 min relapse towards the beginning was so bad!! I didn’t realize that music was playing at that time because my headphones weren’t working, and I was not able to hear any outside music until about 6 min later. I officially feel like a bozo, and I apologize. Thank you all so much for listening and cutting me somewhat of a break (hopefully )

Love,

Chatty Kitty (cornyyyyy)

Kit starts off her second season on the air. Granted she had a rather rough season premiere, but she vows to herself that by the end she will have learned how to acquire a soothing radio voice and be all snazzy with sound effects. Even though summer put some atrophy on her radio skills, she is planning to come out with a bang next week. She has recently added classical music to the background, which she claims reminds her of being John Tesh (she secretly loves it).

She tried her best to stay on track, but as all you viewers know that just wouldn’t be her style.

Today’s show encompassed ADD, pros and cons of texting, Devin Groupe, 5 guys, body skills, useless passwords, dumb websites, Africa, bad highway experiences, weeding near bees, Turbo Jam, eating contests, bad experiences at the Red Cross, and her creepy/weird/nasty neighbors

Episode 4 – April 13, 2009

The second episode

The songs from today’s show:
Beyonce: Diva
Coheed and Cambria: Blood Red Summer
Anna Nalick: Catalyst
Solange: Sandcastle Disco
Switchfoot: Awakening
Enrique Igesias: Hero
The Calling: Wherever You Will Go

I talked about a variety of things: my awful gym class, russian swear
words, wheelies, and how running with a backpack is awkward just to name a
few

Kit’s PREMIERE EPISODE!!

The featured artists:

Ludacris

Whitney Houston