The final chapter of the semester, sans DJ Scrambled, who was “too busy with finals to do the show.” Like the rest of us don’t go to school yet still satisfy our responsibility to our adoring 12,000 fans. A recap of the semester as well as hilarious new antics, such as When Old People Take Over the World, the iPhone pregnancy test app, and more!
Join in as we play an interactive round of the popular game, Guess Who? Is he funny? No. Well I guess it’s not DJ Scrambled, DJ Over Easy, or DJ Lactose Eggtolerant. HA! Get it? HA! HAahahahaHAHHAHhahhHAHAHA we are the greatest show ever lolz. No, really, this is actually a really good episode. If you were to pick one episode of ours to listen to I would suggest that you not pick this one because you are supposed to save the best for last and this is the best. But if you can listen to one and only one then listen to this one because then it will fulfill the previous requirement and you will get the most hilarity bang for your eggmergency buck (accepted everywhere you want to be (so not family court)).
The hilarity continues and the phone lines ring off the hook.
Excerpts from the show:
On the subject of the movie Brave Little Toaster:
“They didn’t have extension cords in that movie.”
“We’re switching to battery mode”
“A toaster not plugged in is a store two pieces of bread locker.”
“Or a large wallet.”
On the subject of the movie Johnny Tsunami:
“That’s one of the top ten movies of all time..if you’re only counting Disney Channel original movies.”
Learn some new sex positions. Learn how to get a job (as a legal assistant, financial accountant, and more!). Hear the legend of folk hero Bobby Schlobock. Taste the Rainbow (we do not have permission to use this trademarked phrase)
Cameron McCully joins the fold as the dashing DJ Lactose Eggtolerant. With a third host the show finally becomes funny (or at least bearable) and Malaysian protestors stop their hunger strike that demanded another personality on the show. The three hosts (henceforth known as the 1/4 Dozen) give great advice on the economy, future technologies, and a future feud with Emily Mangan begins to boil.
DJ Scrambled and DJ Over Easy go over their platform for Student Assembly elections. Goodbye Blue Light System, hello Blacklight System!
Also, tune in for the greatest breakfast creation since cinnamon toast as well as the first time out of about 300 that we play “Bottoms Up” on the show.