Kenyon is:

Cooler

Funkier

Flyer

Fresher

Hotter

Tastier

More Talented

and above all

Sexier

…Than you

Never mind the misquoting and Milos’ seemingly 3rd-grade-level English, he is still sexy and The 12 Steps are famous

So far this semester has been pretty sexy and successful at helping the 12 Steps overcome their musical addiction. However, we just can’t fight it anymore, and it’s time for a RELAPSE. This week the songs are hot, sexy, and all about DRUGS. LOTS OF THEM. Because everyone loves a good hit. Or 12.

1. We Are All On Drugs - Weezer

2. Start The Fire - No Doubt

3. This Is The Place - Red Hot Chili Peppers

4. Cocaine - Eric Clapton

5. Hennessey - 2Pac feat. Obie Trice

6. Heroin Is So Passe - The Dandy Warhols

7. What A Waster - The Libertines

8. Soma - The Strokes

9. Come Around - Collie Buddz

10. I Buy The Drugs - Electric Six

11. Burn One Down - Ben Harper

12. White Lines - Duran Duran

The 12 Steps are very sexy duo and associate with many many sexy people. This week, we picked 12 of our favorite people (sorry, there are only 12 steps - those left out, we still love you… unless you aren’t sexy) and played 12 songs that remind us of them.

1) WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS - Justice v. Simian (for Kenyon’s hardcore girls Ari & Elana)

2) Everything or Nothing - Mya (Nolstaaaaa)

3) Voglia di Dance All Night - Eiffel 65 (Tarantino you’re our boyyyyyyyyy)

4) Under Pressure - David Bowie (midget)

5) Paper Planes - M.I.A. (ChRisTiNA iS tHe HoTtNEsS)

6) Ojos Asi - Shakira (Hurricane Stothers & Andrew)

7) Learn To Fly - Foo Fighters (Nik Nik Nik)

Run Around - Blues Traveler (Yon’s Sistaaaaaaaas from the SAME mistaaaaaa)

8.5) Sweet Escape “Milos You Want My Body Edition” - Grace Epstein (our home girl for lifeeeeee)

9) Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Bonnie Tyler (Katie Conge-AWESOME)

10) Dum Diddly - The Black Eyed PEas (Laurynnnnnn Torchster - NL 4 Life)

11) Is It You? - Cassie (Jennnnnnnnnnny/Joyce/Baby)

12) Who’s Got The Crack - Pete Doherty & Carlos Barat (All OUr Chillin Villains)

This week the 12 Steps just completely out do themselves, by playing 12 of the fucking best and sexiest songs you have ever heard. Seriously these songs are almost as fierce as Kenyon. If they could smile, they would smile with their eyes like Tyra taught them to. YOU WILL GET ADDICTED TO THESE SONGS. WE ARE. Felix Da Housecat’s version of Sinnerman by Nina Simone. The fucking best song you will hear for a very, very long time.

1. Bang! Bang! - The Knux

2. Take Me Back To Your House - Basement Jaxx

3. Never Win - Fischerspooner

4. Sinnerman (Felix Da Housecat Remix) - Nina Simone

5. Sad Sad City - Ghostland Observatory

6. Bongo Bong - Manu Chao

7. Brain - N.E.R.D.

8. Ride A White Horse - Goldfrapp

9. The Passenger - Iggy Pop

10. Poker Face - Lady GaGa

11. Pull Up To The Bumper - Grace Jones

12. Bodyrock - Moby

With Obama winning the election just 2 days ago, the 12 Steps decided to try their hand at politics. This week we get deep, with songs that get your body movin and the voting booths groovin.

1) Black President - Nas

2) Changes - David Bowie

3) The Times They Are A Changing - Bob Dylan

4) Pull Up The People - M.I.A.

5) Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols

6) National Disgrace - Atmosphere

7) Rockin’ in the Free World - Neil Young

Fuck Tha Police - N.W.A.

9) Rosa Parks - Outkast

10) Life During Wartime - Talking Heads

11) Diamonds From Sierra Leone - Kanye West feat. Jay-Z

12) Free Nelson Mandela - The Specials

If there’s one thing The 12 Steps love almost as much as their music, it’s their movies. What happens when we combine the 2?!?!?! YOUR RADIOS EXPLODE WITH AWESOMENESS!. Join us, as Kenyon and Milos go to the movies.

1. Get Up Offa That Thing - James Brown - Harriet The Spy

2. Independent Women (Part 1) - Destiny’s Child - Charlie’s Angels

3. Save Me - Aimee Mann - Magnolia

4. The World Is Not Enough - Garbage - The World Is Not Enough

5. You Can Never Tell - Chuck Berry - Pulp Fiction

6. Fight The Power - Public Enemy - Do The Right Thing

7. Lady Marmalade - Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, & Pink - Moulin Rouge

8. Rebel Rebel - Seu Jorge - The Life Aquatic

9. New Slang - The Shins - Garden State

10. Three Small Words - Josie and The Pussycats - Josie and The Pussycats

11. Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood - Santa Esmerelda - Kill Bill

12. Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds - The Breakfast Club

Who doesn’t love the 90s? The 12 Steps really do. It just really doesn’t get better. We could barely cut this playlist down to 12 songs because the 90s produced so many classics. There is no way this addiction will be going anywhere any time soon.

1. The Sign - Ace of Base - 1993

2. Loser - Beck - 1994

3. When I Come Around - Green Day - 1994

4. Juicy - Notorious B.I.G. - 1994

5.Waterfalls - TLC - 1994

6. Different People - No Doubt - 1995

7. Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai - 1996

8. Say You’ll Be There - The Spice Girls - 1996

9. Tubthumping - Chumbawamba - 1997

10. Mmmbop - Hanson - 1997

11. Fly - Sugar Ray - 1997

12. Gettin’ Jiggy With It - Will Smith - 1997

Has anyone else noticed the music industry’s recent addiction to the circus? Big names like Britney Spears, T-Pain, Pink, and Ciara are all going with circus imagery for their new albums. What’s the deal? Is the circus really that sexy? The 12 steps are still undecided on this addiction. What do you think? Hot or Not?