This is a letter I just wrote to my representative. Both a cool and interesting issue to read more look at americanrivers.org. The theme here is that I have already received a response to my first email on the issue and my congresswoman didn’t even know about it. This is how you get your voice [...]
“The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.” -Fidel Castro Ladies and gentlemen we have now sunk to a new low. Fidel Castro has now called our presidential candidates [...]
My Bad
Posted on December 6th, 2011 by graham.harwood
I apologize. I am sorry to anyone who read my article in the magazine. I said that Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Jon Huntsman were sticking around for the sole purpose of garnering enough attention to get a show on Fox News. Frankly I think any of the three would be willing to take a [...]
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Posted on November 7th, 2011 by Imm
Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 5: Drink 5 Glasses a Day
Posted on November 2nd, 2011 by erin.kuhl
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Good Evening, fellow Cow aficiondos! I know what you’re thinking- you’ve never heard that mantra about 5 glasses before. Well, I will explain. You eat three square meals a day which obviously includes a full glass of milk (we don’t discriminate- as long as you’re supporting our cows, we’re happy but we strongly urge 1% [...]
Frozen Purple Cow- Episode 6: Wake up at 6AM to Milk ‘Em
Posted on November 2nd, 2011 by erin.kuhl
Yo. I’m so tired. These past few weeks have been really busy. When you’re not studying for heat & mass transfer prelims, you’re doing problem sets about a shell-and-8-tube pass heat exchanger forcing you to stay at Olin Library until 2 AM or doing the thermodynamics questions about fugacity which guest Professor Tester introduced two [...]
Frozen Purple Cow- Episode 4: No one udder than T-Swizzle
Posted on October 24th, 2011 by erin.kuhl
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Yo, it’s time once again to pull out the plaid from your closet and start mixing that Frozen Purple Cow of yours. This week, you can listen to an exciting list featuring many artists singing tunes from a gamut of 12 different genres. Impressive, huh? hahaha. Actually, I chose to dedicate my entire show to [...]
M A S Q U E R A V E ‘ 1 1
Posted on October 17th, 2011 by jennifer.pierre
This Saturday night Risley Residential College will be host to one of the wildest dance parties of the year, the 16th annual Masquerave. For one night only, each of the rooms on this north campus dorm’s main floor will be transformed into other worldly creations, including a fractals room, astrology room, and a magical forest. [...]
Oh The Places You’ll Go…
Posted on May 4th, 2011 by Samantha M.
The very first thing on Cornell’s famous “Big Red Ambition: 161 Things Every Cornellian Should Do” list is the following item: 1. Make the library into your bedroom and have sex in the stacks. I find it interesting that fucking in the library comes before spending a summer in Ithaca (#31) and taking Intro to [...]
Hot For Teacher
Posted on April 25th, 2011 by Samantha M.
For my “Desire” class this semester we’re reading The Symposium: Plato’s infamous play about the complex, sexual nature of learning. In the play, the leading philosophers of the time (Socrates, Aristophanes, Alcibiades, etc.) gather to praise Eros and discuss the true meaning of love. As each man delivers his speech, it becomes clear that the Greek method of [...]