Author: Jessica Sion

It’s official: Chance the Rapper and MAGIC! will be performing on the Slope come May 7 (because nothing says “Slope Day” like some good old rap and reggae fusion, right?). Cornell’s Slope Day Programming Board made the announcement at yesterday’s Student Assembly meeting – and it seems the school has never been so divided (except maybe during the blue and black dress fiasco of 2015).

 

Many students rejoiced:

 

But whereas some were ecstatic, others were more like:

 

…and:

 

Thrilled or not, we can always appreciate a good sense of humor:

 

Now, time to start making those #tanks.