Top 10 ways to end up on Juicycampus
September 9th, 2008 2:15 pm
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- Being in a sorority
- Being in a frat (frats ranked, pledge classes ranked, etc)
- Do a lot of drugs…and we mean a LOT. (biggest cokehead part 1 and 2)
- Slob a good knob, and then do the job (actual names being dropped)
- Let a secret out (slopeday programming board)
- Be an anomaly (hot chem. major, or engineering student, or frat w/ a high gpa)
- Be promiscuous (std, have razor bump)
- Be in the closet
- Be social and have friends
- Be the Editor in Chief
FRAT GUY vs THAT GUY
- Be on juicy campus (toss up)
- Bring your own mug to a coffee shop (that guy)
- Says “I only drink hard alcohol, I hate beer” (that guy)
- Have a futon instead of a bed (frat guy)
- Not owning a desk (frat guy)
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