Frozen Purple Cow
Frozen Purple Cow: Episode 10: Don’t Cry over Spilled Milk
December 21, 2011 —
Today is a sad day. Don’t worry– no one died or was run over by a John Deere– but it’s the last episode until next semester. That’s right. FPC is taking a two month hiatus, but that doesn’t mean you have to stop enjoying the precious, perfect, pedal-pushin’, party-hoppin’, purple drank. You can still slurp it down while doing other activities, like reading the Farmer’s Almanac or watching the tractor-tipping scene in “Cars.” I bet you are sitting there on your wooden rocking chair straight from the mail-order blubbering like a big baby in overalls. What are you going to entertain your cows with? The radio? Your own singing that’s not even fit for the shower? Your brother’s? Here’s a thought- how ’bout reruns of FPC? Alas, this is goodbye, but not forever. Thanks for being such a great audience for the first semester. Listen next year as the cows get even fatter, produce even creamier milk, and continue to predict when it will rain. Now show me your best bottom-toothed smile.
Keep Slurpin’ Suckas!
Playlist:
Moves like Jagger- Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera
Rise Up- Diane Birch
Save Tonight- Eagle Eyed Cherry
Warwick Avenue- Duffy
The Black Pearl- Pirates of the Caribbean
Blue Jeans- Jesse James
Say Hey I Love You- Micheal Franti