Frozen Purple Cow

‘Til the Cows Come Home

February 12, 2012 — By

Yo, did you hear about the shenanigans?? The gate was left open, and all the cows escaped, according to the local news report at 6:30 EST. Hopefully, they will follow their udders and return to the Big Red Barn in time for next Monday at 4. Just in time for the first episode of “Frozen Purple Cow.” Pause, rewind, play. FIRST EPISODE OF FPC!!!!! It premiers Feb. 20, 2012. To get ready, eat some squeaky cheese curds (Cojack are the best). Reorganize your plaid shirts. Make sure you can chug 8 oz. of milk in under 4 seconds. Because next Monday, FROZEN PURPLE COW PREMIERES!!!!!