Open Mic: Season 5 Episode 1

1. Being in a sorority
2. Being in a frat (frats ranked, pledge classes ranked, etc)
3. Do a lot of drugs…and we mean a LOT. (biggest cokehead part 1 and 2)
4. Slob a good knob, and then do the job (actual names being dropped)
5. Let a secret out (slopeday programming board)
6. Be an anomaly (hot chem. major, or engineering student, or frat w/ a high gpa)
7. Be promiscuous (std, have razor bump)
8. Be in the closet
9. Be social and have friends
10. Be the Editor in Chief

FRAT GUY vs THAT GUY

• Be on juicy campus (toss up)
• Bring your own mug to a coffee shop (that guy)
• Says “I only drink hard alcohol, I hate beer” (that guy)
• Have a futon instead of a bed (frat guy)
• Not owning a desk (frat guy)

mash up by yaw, 2008

mix of hollaback girl, bounce
holla-bounce-party-holla-back-remix

1. (Bleep first) Pop your collar
2. Elevating (pointing/being too visible)
3. Accessories (belt buckle, pierced ears, headband, sunglasses at night, necklace)
4. Wearing a blazer out
5. Having pictures of how much you drink on facebook
6. Have a girlfriend who’s more than 2 years younger than you (Broder)
7. Don’t know how to wear shoes (dunks, high tops w/ tongue out)
8. Wearing pink
9. Wearing jerseys (1999)
10. Excessive matching

Didn’t make it: Tanning, emo, metro

That Guy, Frat Guy or Lax Guy:

-Kid that’s always trying to fight (tweener between Frat and Lax)

-Obnoxious college fan (That Guy)

-Monogrammed backpacks with the number (Lax guy)

-Rolling 20 guys deep to the bars (Lax guy)

Stories: Blake, Yaw’s entrance, Yaw’s whole week, Kyle, Lord of the Rings, Victor

1. (Bleep first) Pop your collar
2. Elevating (pointing/being too visible)
3. Accessories (belt buckle, pierced ears, headband, sunglasses at night, necklace)
4. Wearing a blazer out
5. Having pictures of how much you drink on facebook
6. Have a girlfriend who’s more than 2 years younger than you (Broder)
7. Don’t know how to wear shoes (dunks, high tops w/ tongue out)
8. Wearing pink
9. Wearing jerseys (1999)
10. Excessive matching

Didn’t make it: Tanning, emo, metro

That Guy, Frat Guy or Lax Guy:

-Kid that’s always trying to fight (tweener between Frat and Lax)

-Obnoxious college fan (That Guy)

-Monogrammed backpacks with the number (Lax guy)

-Rolling 20 guys deep to the bars (Lax guy)

Stories: Blake, Yaw’s entrance, Yaw’s whole week, Kyle, Lord of the Rings, Victor

1. having sex
2. texting (IMing)
3. peeing – finding new places to pee
   1. peeing on people
4. being in a frat
5. first dates
   1. dinner conversation is wayy better
6. cornell bar scene
   1. cuz there’s no work out there
7. party games
   1. jenga
   2. wister
8. roadtrips
   1. talk about the random urge to just drive/go somewhere when youre drunk
   2. mardi gras
   3. montreal
   4. jimmys 17 hours in nyc
9. cooking
   1. late night
   2. concoctions (peanut butter and jelly on tortillas)
   3. ordering food
10. dancing
    1. drunk girls
    2. JO tables
    3. frat parties

• things that don’t make it
  • senior year
  • going to class
  • facebook

• frat guy – that guy
  • stickers
  • bumper stickers
  • laptop stickers

• Freshmen Friday
  • How to pre-game
    • making mixed drinks in dorms
    • rooms parties

1. having sex
2. texting (IMing)
3. peeing – finding new places to pee
   1. peeing on people
4. being in a frat
5. first dates
   1. dinner conversation is wayy better
6. cornell bar scene
   1. cuz there’s no work out there
7. party games
   1. jenga
   2. wister
8. roadtrips
   1. talk about the random urge to just drive/go somewhere when youre drunk
   2. mardi gras
   3. montreal
   4. jimmys 17 hours in nyc
9. cooking
   1. late night
   2. concoctions (peanut butter and jelly on tortillas)
   3. ordering food
10. dancing
    1. drunk girls
    2. JO tables
    3. frat parties

• things that don’t make it
  • senior year
  • going to class
  • facebook

• frat guy – that guy
  • stickers
  • bumper stickers
  • laptop stickers

• Freshmen Friday
  • How to pre-game
    • making mixed drinks in dorms
    • rooms parties

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top 10 worst types of formal dates

Sketchiest Late Night Eateries
this week on open mic: Top 10: The top 10 worst/sketchiest places to Eat Late night listen to the podcast for the full list You tube video of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cFxWgLqHA Jump off of the week: Kanye feat Fabolous – Like This playlist: 211 Entertainment – Poppin on TV eric sermon feat. marvin gaye – just like music missy elliot – can’t stop the rain

this week on open mic: Top 10: The top 10 Those Guys : That guy

• listen to the podcast for the full list
• number 3: that guy in class who loves to hear his own voice
• number 4: that guy that who is way to comfortable in a public bathroom
• number 5: that guy that talks in the library like hes not in the library
• number 6: that guy that constantly checks this phone
• number 7: that guy that can’t close / that guy who tries to hard

You tube video of the week: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLcR-Mb6yRI Jump off of the week: Rhymefest feat. Kanye West – More playlist:

• bubba sparxxx – the other side
• ghostface – cherez la ghost
• juvenile – slow motion
• da back woods – youre gonna luv me
• jay-z – I just wanna luv u