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An Open Letter to Below-Freezing Temperatures in April

Dear Ithaca Weather, It has technically been spring for over a month. Flowers should be in bloom, and the sun should be keeping us warm....

An Open Letter to Temple of Zeus

Dearest Temple of Zeus, Oh how I missed you over winter break. Your dining options and ambience are unmatched by any other spot on campus....

Sophomore Slump? Open Letter to a Cornell Sophomore, Part II

Dear Spring Semester Cornell Sophomore, Especially over the course of the Spring Semester when the winter weather is still in full force, it’s easy to...

Open Letter to the Cornell Swim Test

Dear Cornell Swim Test, Thank you for making me pack a bathing suit that I have yet to wear any other time this year—like I...

An Open Letter to Dorm Laundry Rooms

Dear Dorm Laundry Room, Thank you for being the most unpleasant place on campus for me to spend my time. Thank you for being noisy...

An Open Letter to Watters’ World (From a Republican)

Author: Jeremy Candelas   Mr. Watters and crew, We get it - Cornell is pretty damn liberal. Tell me something I don’t know considering I actually go...