Author: Catherine Giese

At first glance, it may seem as though the only common thread between Disney movies and college life is the number of them you watch on Netflix when you should be doing homework (or is that just us?). Upon closer inspection, however, the films of our childhood understand us a little better than you may think. Here’s a rundown of your last night out on the town as told by Disney.

 

9pm hits so you drop all your work and start getting ready.

 

 

You feel so ready for this.

 

 

You find a party, but the guys are all like, “Who do you know here?”

 

 

…but you’re fine because your ratio is on point.

 

 

As soon as you step in the door all your social anxiety hits at once.

 

 

But literally two seconds later it’s completely fine.

 

 

And then you see that cute guy/girl across the room by the pong table.

 

 

Yet as soon as you start talking to them you’re like:

 

 

So you move to the dance floor and think you look like this:

 

 

(Even though you probably look more like this)

 

 

And then there’s always that guy who passes out in a random corner

 

 

And that girl who just went through a breakup

 

 

But you’re neither of those people tonight

 

 

As soon as you get back, you pass out

 

 

And the next morning, you vow to never go out again (until next Friday).