Friday:
6:00 PM - Eat dinner. Might as well get this weekend underway. Not like you have anything to look forward to, what with all your friends out of town. Sigh…
7:00 PM - Surf the web. It’s just one of those days… Find Facebook page for The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. What the hell, might as well go, support local art.
8:00 PM - Attend The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show.
9:15 PM - Walk out of the theater. The world is aflame with joy and life. Did that really happen? Did that magical, beautiful thing actually just happen? This changes everything.
10:00 PM - Try to watch TV, but stop. Nothing can compare to what you just witnessed.
11:15 PM - Conference call with all your friends. Describe every sketch in The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. They need to know. The world needs to know.
11:55 PM - Think fondly of the night you had and go to sleep dreaming of The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show.
Saturday:
3:00 AM - Wake up drenched in sweat. Is it over?!? Wait… there’s still one more performance of The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. Take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Close one.
8:00 AM - It’s here! The day is finally here! Go for a run with your renewed vigor.
10:00 AM - Have brunch in Becker Hall with the sad masses. They have no idea what life can be.
12:00 PM - Print off 100 more posters for The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. It’s your duty to the people of the world. It’s your duty to The Skits-O-Phrenics.
2:00 PM - Rent out Barton Hall for the Skits-O-Phrenics. They need a bigger space. They need a bigger audience.
2:10 PM - Receive a polite “no” from the Skits-O-Phrenics. Turns out they want to keep their old performance space in Barnes Hall. That’s two-thousand dollars down the drain, but it was worth it to earn their trust.
4:00 PM - Begin planning your outfit for The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. Everything must be perfect.
6:00 PM - Print out life size portraits of all the members of The Skits-O-Phrenics for autographs. They might say no, but it can’t hurt to ask.
7:00 PM - Rent a limo to bring you to The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. Arrive in style.
8:00 PM - Attend The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show.
9:15 PM - Leave Barnes Hall smiling. How could you ever come down from this high?
9:30 PM - Climb McGraw tower. You must sing the praises of The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show!
9:45 PM - Leave the tower. Smile… then slowly frown. It’s over. There will never be another The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. You’re so alone now.
10:30 PM - Scream, “NO! THIS CAN’T BE OVER! I FINALLY HAVE LIFE FIGURED OUT AND I CAN’T EVEN SEE THE SKITS-O-PHRENICS MAKE IT TO NATIONALS!, AN ORIGINAL SKETCH COMEDY SHOW ANY MORE!”
11:00 PM - Come to your senses. Realize there’s still a show to be seen as long as The Skits-O-Phrenics are living. Tonight, you plan.
Sunday:
4:55 AM - Finish planning. It’s perfect. Today, you will see The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. Tomorrow, you will see The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. Every day hence, you will see The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show.
8:00 AM - Rent out Barnes Hall. They clearly feel comfortable there, and you’re nothing if not a loving fan.
8:30 AM - Look over the plan again. It’s flawless! The Skits-O-Phrenics will admire your ingenuity.
10:00 AM - Contact The Skits-O-Phrenics under the guise of a TV exec who loved the show. Would they like to audition in Barnes at 5PM for a new TV sketch show? Of course they would. Their vanity will draw them to you like moths to a flame.
12:00 PM - Eat a big Sunday brunch at RPCC. Yum!
4:55 PM - Leave Barnes door open. They’ll enter when they’re ready. Then, once again, you’ll see The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show. It is your right.
5:30 PM - Reveal yourself to The Skits-O-Phrenics, but not before locking the doors once and for all. Now, you will never have to be without The Skits-O-Phrenics Make it to Nationals!, an original sketch comedy show again.
The Skits-O-Phrenics will be performing March 13th and 14th at 8:00 p.m. in Barnes Theater. To purchase tickets, email skitsophrenics@gmail.com. This post is sponsored by The Skits-O-Phrenics. To furnish your own sponsored content, please contact dani.kellner@www.slopemedia.org.
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